Tuesday, November 27, 2007

It Was Bowden To Happen

The Tommy Bowden news was confirmed to us before the Clemson/USC game ever started from a highly recognized influential person in Clemson's Athletic Department that Tommy Bowden was in their good graces and that he would not be fired whether win or lose to South Carolina. This article - Link - came out yesterday announcing that Bowden will receive a contract extension in the following weeks. "Your website has really focused and brought out the great points and facts of the miraculous things that Bowden has accomplished here in this redneck town," stated CU Athletic Department BigWig.

What a great and logical decision this is! I can't tell you how happy we are for Clemson. Tommy Bowden could be coaching in any state he wants, but he (hopefully) will decide to accept this contract extension and put up with all the redneck farmers wearing purple overalls in Clemson a little longer. Let's just hope and pray that he doesn't decline this extension and accept a job at Georgia Tech and start kicking our Clemson ass every year!
I'm glad our website was able to highlight and influence the Clemson Athletic Department in their decision.

Monday, November 12, 2007

While We Were Gone ......

We have to admit, when things started going bad for Bowden and the Tigers, we did what any normal and true Clemson fan would do ..... go on vacation. Yes, we wanted to get as far away from the critics, gamecock fans, and crazy TigerNet people as possible. Plus, we made a helluva lot of money betting on the Clemson/Central Michigan game, so that's another reason why we went on vacation. Remember this blog - Link - I told you we were going to score 70 points, and we did. We were a 17 point favorite and Tommy Bowden defeated Central Michigan 70-14. For you crazy Clemson farmers out there wearing purple overalls who can't do the math, we won by 56 points and covered the spread. See .... even Dan Scott or Mickey "The Hardcore Republican" Plyler couldn't have picked that one. Plus we wanted to get the hell out of the U.S. during halloween, I hate having little kids knock on my door asking for candy.

Bowden is on the goalline attempting to score a great season for Clemson. You have to like Bowden's chances finally punching it in this coming Saturday taking his Tigers to Jacksonville. Defensively, Clemson has proved and played well enough to win every game it has suited up for this season and boasts one of the fastest, hardest-hitting units in the country. Not trying to jinx us, but it appears that the offense has arrived, and if it makes you feel better, we're a 7.5 point favorite in Vegas. We're tired from our trip so I'm sorry if today's post isn't as entertaining as some of our previous ones. We'll be sure to get back first thing tomorrow spreading the word on Tommy Bowden and bragging on our Tigers ..... and making fun of Tommy Bowden haters.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Who Is This Guy Starting For Maryland Tomorrow? Is He Their 3rd String?

at Chaminade High School: A three-year letterwinner and starter ... a drop-back passer in a pass-oriented offense ... was 139-of-265 for 2,047 yards with 16 touchdowns and 11 interceptions as a senior ... best season was his junior year when he passed for nearly 3,400 yards and 30 touchdowns with 10 interceptions ... had two 400-yard passing days as a junior ... second team All-CIF (California Interscholastic Federation) as a senior ... an All-Mission league selection as a junior and senior ... named a "Far West" all-region pick by SuperPrep ... an all-region selection by PrepStar ... a three-year letterwinner in baseball (pitcher) ... also recruited by Louisville, Boise State, Oregon, Utah and Texas Tech ... coached by Ben McEnroe.
Personal: Born Sept. 8, 1987 ... parents are John and Grace Turner ... an avid scuba diver ... father was the original drummer in the band RATT ... majoring in government and politics.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

It's Official: Steve Spurrier Is Not God

Just when the dumba$$ website Steve Spurrier Is God thought they were riding high and fly, the Ole Ball Sack dropped a big stinky at home against Vanderbilt this past weekend. Seriously, Erin Andrews could have worn a wet "Go Cocks" t-shirt and called a better game offensively than Spurrier did. That's probably why they posted this blog yesterday - Link.
We've never had any beef with Spurrier before and we totally agree with him that no "booing" should ever take place at a college football game. In fact, of the 2 1/2 years Spurrier has been at USC, this may be his first game he's had no business losing (unless you consider the bowl loss to Missouri in 05' a failure). No, no, no .... we don't hate Spurrier at all, and we almost feel bad that the chicken curse killed the only sign of hope that gamecock fans had of making it to the SEC Championship game. Their run lasted for a while but finally came to an end. This is nothing new to gamecock fans though. You have all watched your alma mater win some and lose some, and you've all drank after a win and drank after a loss. Hell, if your a Carolina fan, and unless your name is this guy, you've all attended USC for college before, right?

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Whys Everyone So Upset?

Why is everyone so upset right now? We just had a bye week and lost to the #11 Virginia Tech Hokies who got lucky on two special teams plays where the officials missed a block in the back penalty on both. We're sitting 7-2 right now (if you include wins against Central Michigan, Duke, and South Carolina), we have the #3 Boston College Eagles coming into Death Valley in a few weeks where Clemson will probably be the favorite, and we have a good but not great Wake Forest team coming into Death Valley. The only game I'm scared of is playing at Maryland. The Fridge has kind of had Tommy Bowden's number over the past few years and they're not a bad team at all this year. Either way, the Clemson supporters have spoken. If Tommy Bowden wins at least 9 games, 50% of the fans say he deserves to come back. I hope Clemson Athletic Director Terry Don Phillips takes noticed of this.

By the way, we will score more than 63 points this coming Saturday against Central Michigan. If you think 63 is a lot, it's not ...... Tommy Bowden and Charlie Whitehurst put 63 points up at South Carolina in 2003. Go Tommy! Go Tigers'!

Monday, October 8, 2007

Don't Take Clemson Football Too Seriously, You'll Never Get Out Alive

Kinda Funny How Clemson Fans Forget So Easily

The TBIG mailbag has been receiving a lot of hateful and borderline threatening letters over the past couple of weeks that even make us fearful for our lives (and you know how gangsta we are). It's one thing to have someone say their gonna kick your ass, but when you have a dumbass redneck farmer wearing purple tell you he's gonna kick your ass, you def. don't take it too lightly. I will be the first to admit that I am questioning my faith in Tommy Bowden right now as well. As the way it looks, there won' be a Tommy Bowden fat-head made for next year, there won't ever be a Tommy Bowden Statue placed inside the WestEndzone, and the Tommy Bowden Wikipedia entry that will be updated at the end of the year won't be to my liking as well. We'll see how the season plays out though, we're not throwing anyone under the bus just yet.

As I sat in my seats - Section R, Row FF, Seats 6 and 8 - one of the Clemson fans (probably a Tigernet nutjob) behind me acted totally out of line the entire ballgame. For every normal word that came out of his mouth, he would have 4 cuss words behind it. Honestly, all I heard were sentences like: mother f-er b!tch stupid a$$. Oh yea, and 2 minutes into the ballgame, he tried to start a fight with a VT Fan! There was actually a peaceful moment there for about 5 minutes when the man behind me left his seat to go to the little boy's room. Luckily for Tiger Nation I didn't see any 4 or 5 star recruits sitting around us who could hear that clown (and yes, Tommy Bowden normally has a lot of 4 and 5 star recruits visiting Clemson on a weekly basis). We're not 100% sure if the season will get turned around and if the players will start executing or not but there is one thing we do know: We won't know a decision on Bowden till the end of the year, so Clemson fans better suck it up and get behind Bowden and our team and stop hurting our chances in recruiting. What if Clemson goes 8-4, and their 4 losses are VT, GT, USC, and BC? 3 out of those 4 teams are in the Top 15. Does Tommy keep his job?

What Regular Season Record At The End Does Tommy Need To Save His Job?




Too Late,Tommy Can't Save His Job

Thursday, October 4, 2007

I Don't Know Who This Guy Is, But He's Making Way Too Much Sense To Be Talking On TigerNet

(Click on Picture To Enlarge For Reading)
Wow! You don't see this often at all. Someone actually making a post on TigerNet that makes complete sense and is 100% right and 0% wrong. Things like this happen once or twice a year so I felt the need to point it out.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

My Two Favorite Players On The 2007 Clemson Football Team

Punter - Jimmy Maners
Ever since the Florida State game we have been asking ourselves this one question: "why didn't Jimmy Maners start last year?" The obvious answer is because Tommy Bowden is God and he knows what he's doing. I'm not sure how good or how bad he was last year in practice, but what I do know is that this guy is a complete badass this year. He may look like a dorky soccer player but when it comes down to it, he is a big reason why I have a lot of confidence in our team this year. I just hope that cute blonde that goes to Wofford doesn't get in the way and mess his game up!
9/3 vs. Florida State - 8 punts averaging 36.4 yards - Long 52 yards
9/8 vs. Louisiana Monroe - 4 punts averaging 44.8 - Long 71 yards
9/15 vs. Furman - 3 punts averaging 49.0 yards - Long 56 yards
9/22 vs. NC State - 2 punts averaging 48.5 yards - Long 49 yards
*** Distance was not as long vs. FSU due to punting it from midfield every time
Free Safety - Chris Clemons
You would think having all-americans like Michael Hamlin and other baddasses like Courtney Vincent, Phillip Merling, Ricky Sapp and Crezdon Butler that one of those guys would be my favorite defensive player for the Tigers! While I do appreciate and enjoy watching everyone of those guys, Chris Clemons is the man. I'm not trying to put any added pressure on this guy to perform over his head or anything, I just want to see him continue doing his job. Seriously, with Clemons and Hamlin, we may very well have the best two safetys in the country!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Clemson vs. Georgia Tech Prediction

Tommy Bowden Talking With Lou Holtz Just Before He Defeated Him 63-17

While Tommy Bowden continues to plow his own path to the ACC Title Game, defying conventional wisdom and hammering home a message to the rest of the ACC saying "do not _____ with us, do not _____ with us," there are still some delusional Clemson fans hanging out at the Esso Club who still think Tommy needs to go. "He's so stuck up, he'd drown in a rainstorm," said Esso Club drinker Marty Jergen. Jergen's friend Andy P. added, "He tells us every year that we're almost there, and that .... we're almost there. Tommy Bowden is the type of man that if you're not looking will pee on your back and tell you it's raining." I totally disagree with those misleading and reckless statements. One of reasons why I like Bowden and I feel like is one of his greatest strengths is that he could care less what the insider crowd thinks of him. People like Marty and Andy can continue to hang out at the Esso Club and drink the night away and say whatever they want, but when it comes down to it, their drunken words will continue to hurt their credibility.

Offensive Coordinator Rob Spence will again have an offensive scheme cooked up that will F**** up GT defensive coordinator Jon Tenuta. The Clemson Tiger Football team and the Tommy B Express will continue to roll again this week in Atlanta and keep the drunken critics silent. Clemson 34 - Georgia Tech 22

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Tommy Bowden Is Too Cool For The Hot Seat!

Tommy Bowden has been on the hot seat for so long his underwear should be on fire! But it’s no problem for Bowden, “If these Clemson fans want to get rid of the greatest coach in college football history, they can go ahead. I’ll be fine”, says Bowden. Tommy Bowden has single handedly turned Clemson into one of the best college football programs in the country. He gets quality, talented kids to come to Pickens, South Carolina. People from Pickens even wish they were somewhere else! What could possibly be going on in the delusional Clemson fans head that would make them think it’s a good idea to fire the greatest coach in sports history? (Notice I said sports. This includes hockey, soccer, women’s softball, ping pong…. You name it!) If you could do a better job than Tommy Bowden then you would be the head coach. Are you the head coach? No! So, it’s time to shut up.

Here is a list of other things people who want Bowden fired hate:
1. Christmas
2. Vacations
3. Victoria Secret catalogs
4. America
5. Themselves

What Did We Learn Today:
Tommy Bowden is the greatest ever.
2. Tommy Bowden doesn’t care what you think, he knows he’s awesome.
3. Tommy Bowden haters hate America.

Monday, September 24, 2007

If You're Not Happy With Tommy Bowden, Then How Can You Possibly Be Happy With Yourself?

Does Tommy's Hat Really Say "Boob Inspector?"

While a lot of you Clemson boys out there wish that Tommy Bowden and the Clemson football team were 0-4 right now so Terry Don Phillips would be forced to get rid of Tommy Bowden at the season's end, simple fact is they're not. I knew we would we beat the wolfpack up in Raleigh, but I didn't realize Tommy was going to beat them like a red-headed stepchild. Clemson, 608 yards - NC State, 202 yards. Good God! I knew I shouldn't have questioned Tommy last week, but the Lincoln Financial Sports curse can just be too much to handle sometimes!

The TBIG mailbag is literally bursting at the seams from our little blog - Link - the other week predicting this 4-0 start for Tommy Bowden and the Tigers. This is what TBIG founder D.W. Davis had to say about it. "If I'm more of an influence to your son as a blogger than you are as a father … you got to look at yourself as a parent. " We welcome and encourage all true Clemson supporters to write us fan mail, so feel free to keep the letters pouring in. We will get more in depth this week on why Tommy Bowden Is God, the upcoming Georgia Tech game, and probably a tad bit of gamecock hatin! For the rest of the day I would encourage everyone to please reflect on Saturday's win, and come up with a player and coach of the N.C. State game for me. Also I would like for everyone to repeat and think long and hard about this question: "If you're not happy with Tommy Bowden, then how can you possibly be happy with yourself?"

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Guest Gamecock: My Thought's On Lee Corso

Lee Corso Is A Penis

I believe there are very few things that USC and Clemson fans can agree on. Clemson fans think USC fans are the biggest rednecks in college football, while Gamecocks fans think the same thing about the Tigers fans. Just to clear things up, both groups are rednecks. Both schools have devoted fan bases that 90% have absolutely no affiliation with the universities. But one thing both groups can agree on is that Lee Corso is a penis.

It doesn’t bother me that Mr. Corso said South Carolina would not win an SEC. Who cares that he said we could not beat Florida, Tennessee or Clemson? That is his job. He is supposed to be entertaining. What makes better television than trashing a school while you are on their campus? You may be wondering, why then is Corso a penis?

Before South Carolina’s first home game of the year, a video was show that responded to Corso’s comments. If I was Corso I would revel in the attention. However, he seemed to be genuinely angry when shown the video during the GameDay telecast. Now Chris Fowler is coming to Corso’s defense. Fowler, the lead announcer on “GameDay,” backed his broadcast partner. “I’m a little puzzled (about) the approach (of) marketing the team by attacking Lee,” Fowler said. “I don’t speak for him at all. But I think (Corso’s) reaction to the campaign was pretty evident if you saw the show.” “I don’t speak for what that would mean for the likelihood of ‘GameDay’ coming there. But I can tell you it doesn’t increase the chances,” Fowler said. “If South Carolina continues to win games, it will always be on the radar for game shows. But it would be a consideration, to go somewhere the show has been targeted.”It is time for everyone to relax. Take it for what it is worth, good television. There is no reason to be upset. Corso, keep making your ridiculous picks and making enemies. I like it. I love watching you on GameDay and I think you do a great job. Just stop crying when a school responds. If you can dish it out you should be able to take it.
---- Big T

Monday, September 17, 2007

Tommy Bowden Is God Official Statement: It Must Suck To Have The Same Name As A Pornstar

Blake Mitchell (Porn Star)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Blake Mitchell (born December 29, 1962) is an American porn star and big-bust performer. She began doing adult films in 1993. In early 1995, she began doing boxing and cat-fighting fetish videos with other women while still living in Chicago. Blake enhanced her bust in late 1994, increasing from 34C to her present 36DD. She is currently reported as living in Arizona. It is also reported that she still occasionally appears in hardcore adult-film and sometimes works as an escort. Blake has appeared on TV talkshows The Jerry Springer Show and Maury to talk about her fetish videos. Trivia - Her mother doesn't know that she is a porn star.
Triva for you: Do you think South Carolina starting quarterback Blake Mitchell knows there is a female porn star with his same name?

The "Lincoln Financial Sports" Curse - Clemson vs. N.C. State Prediction

Mike Hogewood - Rick "Doc" Walker - Steve Martin

My Crystal Ball has been 100% correct so far. Clemson is 3-0 heading to the Textile Bowl against N.C. State this weekend and Tommy Bowden is a big reason for this. A lot of Clemson fans aren't worried about this game but instead are already looking ahead towards Sept. 29 @ Georgia Tech. Damnit, if I see one Clemson fan on TigerNet this week talking about our game against Georgia Tech and not NC State I swear I might break something. This is not going to be an easy game and in my opinion having the "Lincoln Financial Sports' curse broadcasting the game, it's going to be all we can do to come out with a "W." Just knowing that we have to play at noon with Mike Hogwood, Doc Walker, and Steve Martin announcing our game this week makes me want to puke! I have nothing against the network in general, and I have nothing against the announcers ...... until Clemson plays a game on one of their broadcasts. I swear these announcers have a curse on Clemson whenever we play an ACC road game. Seriously, if the spread opens up today at 8 points or higher for Clemson, bet the house on N.C. State to cover. The only thing we have going for us this weekend is Tommy Bowden being our head coach (and having punter Jimmy Maners and kicker Mark Buchholz is a plus too).

I know most of you read my website because of the sillyness and gangsta like attitude, but today's post really needed to be written in a serious tone. We have now learned that maybe N.C. State isn't all that bad. They lost by two points to Central Florida in Week 1, we now learn that wasn't a bad loss at all considering Central Florida had Texas all but beat this past week. N.C. State also lost to BC in Week 2 - we now know BC is the real deal after dominating Georgia Tech in Atlanta on Saturday. This is Cullen Harper's first game on the road as a starter, I honestly think it would be best for me not to watch this game on Saturday. Oh yea, did I mention this is a must win game ACC game for State considering they're already 0-2 in the conference?

What Did We Learn Today
1. I enjoy listening to the "Lincoln Financial Sports" ACC crew much better than their SEC crew (Doc Walker's my favorite).
2. With Boston College defeating Georgia Tech and N.C. State already, this is just about a must win for Clemson.
3. Clemson will win 27-23
4. Tommy Bowden Is God

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Tommy Bowden Is God Official Statement: "Thankgod Tommy Bowden Allows Quality Walk-Ons"

Columbia - USC linebacker John Guerry was arrested Saturday night in Athens and charged with underage consumption of alcohol and an open container violation. According to an Athens-Clarke County Police report, the 20-year old Guerry was seen hiding a beer bottle while walking down a public street in Athens Saturday at 2:00am. After being spotted, the report says Guerry threw the bottle into the garbage and then acknowledged that he was 20 years old. Guerry was then placed into custody and taken to jail. http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=53437 - John Guerry is a sophomore linebacker from Columbia who played at Dreher High School. The USC media guide says Guerry enrolled in 2005 but did not play football. Last year he worked on the scout team as a squadman and this year he was expected to add depth as a walk-on. It is believed that Guerry was not a part of USC's traveling squad this week. Guerry is the fourth Gamecock to be arrested this year.

Is Mark Schlabach On Crack?

A week ago today after Clemson thrashed Florida State, an article written by ESPN writer Mark Schlabach appeared on www.espn.com titled "High-priced coaches won't matter without talent." The case he's trying to make is this: no matter how good of a coach you are, or coaches you have surrounding you, you won't be great if you don't have talent. I agree with this assessment to an extent, but when you place Florida State in that sentence, it does make one question whether or not you are on crack. What kind of crack do you have to be smoking to claim that FSU doesn't have any talent? That is such an outrageous statement that it makes you question Mark Schlabach's credibility, or his sanity. "But all the high-priced coaches in the world can't save Bowden's dynasty if FSU doesn't get more talented players. If FSU learned anything Monday night it's that it no longer has the best players in the country. Heck, the Seminoles didn't even have the best players on the field against Clemson."Are you kidding me? Did he really say that? Wow, I didnt realize FSU's recruiting classes over the past 4 years have been rated at the bottom of the barrel. Has Clemson closed the talent gap, yes indeed, but if you think Clemson has more talent that FSU, ask Tommy Bowden. He'll tell that he's close, but the FSU's and Miami's and etc. still have the more talented players. My gosh, you have to be either retarded or completely biased to say this. Where did Mark Schlabach go to college at, FSU? Where did his wife go to college at, FSU? Maybe he lost a bigtime bet banking on FSU to cover? Actually, maybe he's not biased, and maybe he's not retarded, maybe Mark Schlabach was smoking crack when he wrote this! I'm going to ask www.espn.com to do the responsible thing and take him off their payroll immediately.

What Did We Learn Today:
1. Crack is something you smoke, not snort - Link
2. Mark Schlabach is probably on crack.
3. Mark Schlabach looks like he's on crack.
4. Tommy Bowden Is God

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Tommy Bowden Is God: Coaches And Players Of The FSU Game - Week 1

Coach Of The Game

Head Coach - Tommy Bowden
Now I know a lot of you are thinking the coach of the game award should go to defensive coordinator Vic Koenning. I will agree with you that the defense played outstanding and the playing calling was borderline perfect, but if it wasn't for Tommy Bowden, Vic Koenning wouldn't be at Clemson right now, and if it wasn't for Tommy not only would we have not defeated FSU, but we would never have been offered to play FSU on Labor Day night.
Players Of The Game

P Jimmy Maners - K Mark Bucholz - WR Aaron Kelly - S Deandre McDaniel
I told you guys 3 weeks ago to jump on the Jimmy Maners bandwagon while you still had a chance. His accurate punting and his heads up play to take a safety when the longsnap went over his head played a big part in this win. Kicker Mark Bucholz did an outstanding job on his kickoffs. Great distance and accuracy played a key role in the field position battle for the Tigers. Aaron Kelly stepped up and made some big plays offensively and we are very pleased with his performance. True freshman Deandre McDaniel was all over the place making big plays. This kid can play and all the hype about him from his high school days are true.
Offensive and Defensive Honorable Mentions

Entire Clemson Defensive Line - RB James Davis

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

September 29, Gameday Rematch Perhaps?

If Clemson destroys N.C. State on the 22nd (which they should), Clemson will be sitting 4-0 heading down to one of the seven wonders of the world ...... Big Daddy Bobby Dodd Stadium. If Georgia Tech doesn't screw up against a very pisspoor Virgnia team on the 22nd, and if they take care of business against Boston College, which that game will be played at Big Daddy Bobby Dodd Stadium, they will be sitting at 4-0 also. And for all of you who have a psychological hang up with Georgia Tech hosting GameDay simply due to the size of their stadium, get over it. If Georgia Tech and Clemson are both 4-0 heading to this game, there's only one reason why GamDay won't be there (Auburn @ Florida). There could be another reason why this game wouldn't be selected as well - this would be a rematch from last year's "GameDay" when Clemson thrashed Georgia Tech 31-7

Auburn will undoubtedly be undefeated heading to this date. Florida will probably be undefeated also as long as they get past Tennessee on the 15th, which for your info - that game will be played in the Swamp. So my question today is this:

If All 4 Teams Are Undefeated Come Sept. 29, Where Should GameDay Be Played At?
Auburn @ Florida
Clemson @ Georgia Tech

Friday, August 31, 2007

I Found This Story On Another BlogSite Today ...

"So a couple days back we were driving down Rosewood when we pulled up right behind some shirtless redneck on a moped. And it wasn’t one of those blinged out mopeds, it was a beat-the-hell-up moped like the one in the picture above. We looked closer at the long-haired shirtless man and it was Gamecock badboy Stephen Garcia. Now you know why we call it a duiped right? Because that’s what people drive around after they get a DUI and their license is taken away. So, we are wondering … did Garcia get stripped of his license after his two arrests?"

Today, We Would Like To Thank Tommy Bowden For Doing A Great Job In Recruiting

The picture on the left features RB C.J. Spiller, and WR Jacoby Ford. The picture on the right features WR Jacoby Ford, RB James Davis, and RB C.J. Spiller. In all reality, does FSU have anyone who can defend Jacoby Ford or C.J. Spiller when they're in the slot position?

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

This Is Interesting ......

Experts make their pick on the
Monday, Sept. 3 - No. 19 Florida State @ Clemson - Link

Tommy Bowden Is God Crystal Ball

Season Prediction
Before going any further, I want all of my readers to read today's post as objectively as possible. A lot of research, thoughts, and gutfeelings have went into today's blog and I want everyone to value and respect my opinion and research on all 12 games below. Here we go:
Sep. 3 - Florida State - W - Yall already know how I feel about this game. Willy Korn gets to make his deput and Rob Spence's offensive playbook will undoubtedly f*** up that FSU defense.
Sep. 8 - Louisiana-Monroe - W - Tommy Bowden and Rob Spence probably won't even show up to this game.
Sep. 15 - Furman - W
Sep. 22 - @ NC State - W - There's a really strong chance that this game will be over with after the first quarter. Our gut is telling us one word, "blowout."
Sep. 29 - @ GT - W - Clemson struggles early in this game but Bowden gives a halftime speech from hell that will make anybody cry and Clemson comes back in the 2nd half to win by a couple of TD's.
Oct. 6 - Virginia Tech - W - This game actually turns out into a blowout as well. VT doesn't perform any lucky "punt blocks" and Tommy Bowden and Rob Spence end up executing their marvelous gameplan to perfection.
Oct. 20 - Central Michigan - W - Tommy Bowden Is God
Oct. 27 - @ Maryland - W - Clemson struggles early on, and Bowden actually coaches a bad game, but the Tigers still pull it out 35-10.
Nov. 3 - @ Duke - W - I agree with Danny Ford Is God on this one, Duke won't go 0-fer this year, but they won't win this one.
Nov. 10 - Wake Forest - W - Wake Forest competes and is able to stay close to Clemson for the 1st half only. Bowden and Spence end up unloading in the 2nd half and Tribble Reese actually see's playing time.
Nov. 17 - Boston College - W - BC quarterback Matt Ryan gets knocked out in the 2nd play of the game and BC never recovers after that. 33-21 Clemson.
Nov. 24 - @ South Carolina - W - Tommy Bowden Is God

Once we make it to the ACC championship and find out who we are playing after Nov. 24, then we will make a prediction on that game and where we think we will eventually be bowling at.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Our Sources Say .....

Clemson - Freshman QB, Willy Korn

We didnt, but a source of ours checked out about 30 minutes of the Clemson practice over the weekend and needless to say .... saw some interesting events take place. It started off with QB Cullen Harper leading the charge down the field with the first team offense against the 2nd team defense. Didn't look bad but we got locked down around the 20 and had to settle for a field goal. Actually, had to settle for a miss field goal. My source tells me that the teammates off the field started chanting Willy, Willy, Willy, Willy. Sure enough, Bowden had Willy Korn come in and run a drive with the first team offense against the first team defense. He said the kid looked like a stud! Around a 10 play drive, finished it off with a 15 yard touchdown pass to a receiver on a crossing route. He said Korn without a doubt looked like the better QB between the two.

I'm not one to base my decision on 30 minutes worth of practice, but it has become obvious on here which way I am leaning. We are still standing behind Bowden's decision to start Harper, but Clemson fans, don't be surprised if Willy Korn is starting come Georgia Tech weekend. Actually, it really won't surprise me if Korn ends up starting over Harper when Florida State comes into town. My gamecock friends are going to come on here and whine, scream, and tell me that Korn will piss in his pants against Florida State and etc ..... but I'm not really too worried about all of that. I'll say this, there's a higher chance that South Carolina QB Chris Smelley will piss in his pants when he faces the Ragin' Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette this weekend than Willy Korn will playing FSU.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Tommy Bowden Is God Official Statement On Emmanuel Cook: We Have No Official Statement And Thankgod Tommy Bowden Is Our Coach

Offender Is Currently Detained
Current Charges: UNLAWFUL POSS PISTOL - OffenderID: 108964
Last Name: COOK JR - First Name: EMMANUEL - Middle Name: LEE
Sex: Male - Race: Black - Date of Birth: 01/20/1988
Hair: Brown - Eyes: Brown -Height: 6'9 - Weight: 210 lbs
College Football Team: University of South Carolina (Sophomore)

Question For Tommy Bowden Haters: Is It Tommy Bowden's Fault That His Parade All American Kicker Can't Get The Job Done?

Today's post is in no way meant to blast on a 20 year old kid, but the point that needs to be understood here is this: maybe everything isn't "Bowden's Fault." Let's look at Richard Jackson's high school bio right quick.

------ Averaged 46 yards per punt as a senior at Riverside High School ... Parade All-American, the first Parade All-America kicker to come to Clemson since Chris Gardocki in 1988 ... #3 placekicker in the nation by Rivals.com ... first-team All-American by EA Sports ... #10 kicker in the nation by Scout.com ... Shrine Bowl team member... South Carolina High School Coaches Association Special Teams Player-of-the-Year ... first-team all-state by The State ... set the state record with a 64-yard field goal as a senior; his kick was featured as one of the plays-of-the-week on ESPN; also made a 47-yard field goal in that game.

After reading his high school achievements, one would think this guy would be as good as Sam Swank from Wake Forest. Not only will he not be our starting punter this year, he's not even going to be our starting kicker! How in the world this guy has let a walk-on soccer player beat him out for the starting job this year, and how in the world he has let a former high school quarterback beat him out for the punting job ..... I have no idea! So for all of you Tommy Bowden haters who love to blame EVERYTHING on him, I encourage you to stop and ask yourself this one question. "Maybe it's not always Tommy Bowden's fault, maybe it's the kid's fault?"

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Tommy Bowden Is God Official Statement: Thankgod Tommy Bowden Recruits Quality Kids

Three SC Gamecock Players Suspended For Season Opener - Mitchell, Wallace and Hail To Sit Out Louisiana-Lafayette Contest

QB Blake Mitchell - CB Chris Hail - RB Bobby Wallace
Aug. 23, 2007 - http://www.uscsports.com/
Three players will miss the Gamecocks' season opener for a violation of athletic department policy, University of South Carolina Head Coach Steve Spurrier announced today. The three players who will be suspended for the opening game are quarterback Blake Mitchell, tailback Bobby Wallace and cornerback Chris Hail. The Gamecocks open the season against the Ragin' Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette on Sept. 1 at 7 p.m. at Williams-Brice Stadium in Columbia.
Let's just hope we don't see those pictures look like these one day

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Starting Bid For This Willy Korn Action Figure: $25

I wish I was just making this stuff up, but it's becoming more clear everyday now ..... Willy Korn will be the starting quarterback for Clemson at somepoint this year. We just heard the semi-disturbing news, which Bowden confirmed yesterday, that Cullen Harper will be the starter against FSU. We're gonna get behind Bowden's decision and support Harper, but we will continue to talk Willy Korn up and we will continue to "believe the hype." My god, he's got an action figure going for sell on ebay already. If you don't believe me, here's the link - Willy Korn Action Figure. You don't see Cullen Harper having an action figure selling on ebay do you?

I don't know who the guy is selling this Willy Korn Action Figure, but my advice to him is this ...... keep it!!! After Clemson starts off the season 4-0 and heading down to Georgia Tech with Willy Korn leading the charge, the starting bid for this action figure could potentially be at $100. Tommy Bowden, even though I disagree with you on your decision to start Harper, I do understand that "I'm not the coach" and "I haven't been watching the guys in practice everyday." Therefore, I will accept your decision, respect it, and hope that you are correct. All I ask is that you respect my opinion in return ......... START WILLY KORN!!!