Monday, September 24, 2007

If You're Not Happy With Tommy Bowden, Then How Can You Possibly Be Happy With Yourself?

Does Tommy's Hat Really Say "Boob Inspector?"

While a lot of you Clemson boys out there wish that Tommy Bowden and the Clemson football team were 0-4 right now so Terry Don Phillips would be forced to get rid of Tommy Bowden at the season's end, simple fact is they're not. I knew we would we beat the wolfpack up in Raleigh, but I didn't realize Tommy was going to beat them like a red-headed stepchild. Clemson, 608 yards - NC State, 202 yards. Good God! I knew I shouldn't have questioned Tommy last week, but the Lincoln Financial Sports curse can just be too much to handle sometimes!

The TBIG mailbag is literally bursting at the seams from our little blog - Link - the other week predicting this 4-0 start for Tommy Bowden and the Tigers. This is what TBIG founder D.W. Davis had to say about it. "If I'm more of an influence to your son as a blogger than you are as a father … you got to look at yourself as a parent. " We welcome and encourage all true Clemson supporters to write us fan mail, so feel free to keep the letters pouring in. We will get more in depth this week on why Tommy Bowden Is God, the upcoming Georgia Tech game, and probably a tad bit of gamecock hatin! For the rest of the day I would encourage everyone to please reflect on Saturday's win, and come up with a player and coach of the N.C. State game for me. Also I would like for everyone to repeat and think long and hard about this question: "If you're not happy with Tommy Bowden, then how can you possibly be happy with yourself?"

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

you won't be saying all of this bullshit come this time next week after clemson loses to tech

Anonymous said...

coach of the game - koening, player of the game - james davis

Anonymous said...

I'm not happy with myself, or Tommy Boutdone!

Anonymous said...

coach of the game should be Vic Koenning, player of the game should definitely be Cullen Harper

JasonL said...

Tommy Bowden is clearly the single greatest force in all of sports history. Sure, the naysayers will crawl out of the woodwork, just like the roaches they are, but no one can dispute the fact that Tommy Bowden is slowly proving to everyone just how great he is.
In fact, I think that the Hill should be renamed "Mount Tommy Bowden" in his honor. The most exciting 25 seconds in football will get a little more exciting when that occurs!

DwightClark87 said...

The game against the 'Pack went well, but I really hated giving up that return. Koening is a great coach; if Tommy ever gets fired and shipped to West Virginia to back up his old buddy Rich, I think Koenning should be named Head Coach. Please feel free to make fun of the term "Head Coach."

DwightClark87 said...

Ah, crud, forgot the player of the game. Gotta say James Davis. The man is just too much. Hope he comes back for '08!

tommybowdenisgod said...

question I have, is there any chance that aaron kelly may go early? I would say no, several reasons, but the most important, I just don't think his body is ready yet. But makes you wonder with his size and speed, he is having an outstanding year, if he will try and go early this year. Who would have ever thought Carol J. Gaddis would have left early? go figure

the real T bowden said...

that other bowden boi is smarter, a better coach, and has a hotter wife...

tommybowdenisgod said...

whatever! I take offense to that. Which Bowden boy are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

We would be 4-0 with a retarded monkey as the coach. We haven't played anyone yet, and GT sucks too. They just lost to Vagina. Thank God we don't play in the Big East!

steve spermier said...

Hey anonymous,

Clemson doesn't want you coaching their team. Retarded monkeys go for it on 4th down on their own 30.