Tuesday, July 17, 2007

What My Wikipedia Entry For Tommy Bowden Would Be

Picture from Bobby Dodd Stadium - 2003
Tommy Bowden defeated Georgia Tech 39-3
Tommy Bowden (born on July 10, 1954 in Birmingham, Alabama) is the head football coach at Clemson and is the 2nd best coach in the ACC (Top 10 Best in the Country). He is the son of FSU God Bobby Bowden who Tommy has defeated 3 out of the last 4 years. Lord Tommy has never had a losing season at Clemson and as long as he is there, he never will have one. (Clemson fans should realize this and should feel extremely blessed). Tommy is also two-time TWO-TIME ACC Coach of the Year. In the 2003 season, he became the first coach in NCAA history to defeat two coaches with 200 or more wins in a one-month span. During his first year, his Clemson team broke 46 school records. (Clemson fans please stand at attention and salute your Bowden)

Bowden has overcome tremendous odds winning and recruiting over the years at Lake Hartwell. Clemson fans don't realize this, but ever since 2001, Bowden has secured more and more big time athletes to come play at Clemson. And no, they didn't come to Clemson because they were impressed with the JoDon Reames house party they went to on their recruiting visit that was located 2 blocks behind the AGR house. The athletes and their "momma's" were impressed with Bowden because of his class, integrity, and graduation rate . The longer Bowden stays, the more "special" athletes he gets which = the more wins he will accumluate. Unfortunately, Clemson fans think the Great Wall of China was built in a day, so they tend to believe that Clemson should win a National Championship overnight. Tommy is married to the former Linda White and has two children, Ryan and Lauren (Lauren is so hot).

Watch out for Thursday's Blog - http://www.tommynet2.com/

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tommy sucks, he's the worst coach we've ever had!

JasonL said...

That's funny.
"Tommy is married to the former Linda White and has two children, Ryan and Lauren (Lauren is so hot)."
very funny.

Anonymous said...

his wife's good looking too. Is Linda White related to Ron?

Anonymous said...

you left out one thing on your wikipedia entry. "Tommy Bowden is the biggest moron ever"

Anonymous said...

no, he left out ___________ is the biggest moron ever.

tommybowdenisgod said...

I have faith in you that in the near future you will be able to comment in an intelligent and articulate manner to my blog. I look forward to a mature debate in the future!

Anonymous said...

You already said this. Mature, intelligent, and articulate are not words that come to mind when I read this blog. And a blog is not a debate.

Seems strange that you would reply to this comment and not the others if you believe in Tommy.