The Tommy Bowden news was confirmed to us before the Clemson/USC game ever started from a highly recognized influential person in Clemson's Athletic Department that Tommy Bowden was in their good graces and that he would not be fired whether win or lose to South Carolina. This article - Link - came out yesterday announcing that Bowden will receive a contract extension in the following weeks. "Your website has really focused and brought out the great points and facts of the miraculous things that Bowden has accomplished here in this redneck town," stated CU Athletic Department BigWig.
What a great and logical decision this is! I can't tell you how happy we are for Clemson. Tommy Bowden could be coaching in any state he wants, but he (hopefully) will decide to accept this contract extension and put up with all the redneck farmers wearing purple overalls in Clemson a little longer. Let's just hope and pray that he doesn't decline this extension and accept a job at Georgia Tech and start kicking our Clemson ass every year! I'm glad our website was able to highlight and influence the Clemson Athletic Department in their decision.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
It Was Bowden To Happen
Monday, November 12, 2007
While We Were Gone ......
Bowden is on the goalline attempting to score a great season for Clemson. You have to like Bowden's chances finally punching it in this coming Saturday taking his Tigers to Jacksonville. Defensively, Clemson has proved and played well enough to win every game it has suited up for this season and boasts one of the fastest, hardest-hitting units in the country. Not trying to jinx us, but it appears that the offense has arrived, and if it makes you feel better, we're a 7.5 point favorite in Vegas. We're tired from our trip so I'm sorry if today's post isn't as entertaining as some of our previous ones. We'll be sure to get back first thing tomorrow spreading the word on Tommy Bowden and bragging on our Tigers ..... and making fun of Tommy Bowden haters.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Who Is This Guy Starting For Maryland Tomorrow? Is He Their 3rd String?
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
It's Official: Steve Spurrier Is Not God
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Whys Everyone So Upset?
By the way, we will score more than 63 points this coming Saturday against Central Michigan. If you think 63 is a lot, it's not ...... Tommy Bowden and Charlie Whitehurst put 63 points up at South Carolina in 2003. Go Tommy! Go Tigers'!
Monday, October 8, 2007
Don't Take Clemson Football Too Seriously, You'll Never Get Out Alive
The TBIG mailbag has been receiving a lot of hateful and borderline threatening letters over the past couple of weeks that even make us fearful for our lives (and you know how gangsta we are). It's one thing to have someone say their gonna kick your ass, but when you have a dumbass redneck farmer wearing purple tell you he's gonna kick your ass, you def. don't take it too lightly. I will be the first to admit that I am questioning my faith in Tommy Bowden right now as well. As the way it looks, there won' be a Tommy Bowden fat-head made for next year, there won't ever be a Tommy Bowden Statue placed inside the WestEndzone, and the Tommy Bowden Wikipedia entry that will be updated at the end of the year won't be to my liking as well. We'll see how the season plays out though, we're not throwing anyone under the bus just yet.
As I sat in my seats - Section R, Row FF, Seats 6 and 8 - one of the Clemson fans (probably a Tigernet nutjob) behind me acted totally out of line the entire ballgame. For every normal word that came out of his mouth, he would have 4 cuss words behind it. Honestly, all I heard were sentences like: mother f-er b!tch stupid a$$. Oh yea, and 2 minutes into the ballgame, he tried to start a fight with a VT Fan! There was actually a peaceful moment there for about 5 minutes when the man behind me left his seat to go to the little boy's room. Luckily for Tiger Nation I didn't see any 4 or 5 star recruits sitting around us who could hear that clown (and yes, Tommy Bowden normally has a lot of 4 and 5 star recruits visiting Clemson on a weekly basis). We're not 100% sure if the season will get turned around and if the players will start executing or not but there is one thing we do know: We won't know a decision on Bowden till the end of the year, so Clemson fans better suck it up and get behind Bowden and our team and stop hurting our chances in recruiting. What if Clemson goes 8-4, and their 4 losses are VT, GT, USC, and BC? 3 out of those 4 teams are in the Top 15. Does Tommy keep his job?
Thursday, October 4, 2007
I Don't Know Who This Guy Is, But He's Making Way Too Much Sense To Be Talking On TigerNet
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
My Two Favorite Players On The 2007 Clemson Football Team
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Clemson vs. Georgia Tech Prediction
Tommy Bowden Talking With Lou Holtz Just Before He Defeated Him 63-17
While Tommy Bowden continues to plow his own path to the ACC Title Game, defying conventional wisdom and hammering home a message to the rest of the ACC saying "do not _____ with us, do not _____ with us," there are still some delusional Clemson fans hanging out at the Esso Club who still think Tommy needs to go. "He's so stuck up, he'd drown in a rainstorm," said Esso Club drinker Marty Jergen. Jergen's friend Andy P. added, "He tells us every year that we're almost there, and that .... we're almost there. Tommy Bowden is the type of man that if you're not looking will pee on your back and tell you it's raining." I totally disagree with those misleading and reckless statements. One of reasons why I like Bowden and I feel like is one of his greatest strengths is that he could care less what the insider crowd thinks of him. People like Marty and Andy can continue to hang out at the Esso Club and drink the night away and say whatever they want, but when it comes down to it, their drunken words will continue to hurt their credibility.Offensive Coordinator Rob Spence will again have an offensive scheme cooked up that will F**** up GT defensive coordinator Jon Tenuta. The Clemson Tiger Football team and the Tommy B Express will continue to roll again this week in Atlanta and keep the drunken critics silent. Clemson 34 - Georgia Tech 22
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Tommy Bowden Is Too Cool For The Hot Seat!
1. Christmas
2. Vacations
3. Victoria Secret catalogs
4. America
5. Themselves
What Did We Learn Today:
1. Tommy Bowden is the greatest ever.
2. Tommy Bowden doesn’t care what you think, he knows he’s awesome.
Monday, September 24, 2007
If You're Not Happy With Tommy Bowden, Then How Can You Possibly Be Happy With Yourself?
While a lot of you Clemson boys out there wish that Tommy Bowden and the Clemson football team were 0-4 right now so Terry Don Phillips would be forced to get rid of Tommy Bowden at the season's end, simple fact is they're not. I knew we would we beat the wolfpack up in Raleigh, but I didn't realize Tommy was going to beat them like a red-headed stepchild. Clemson, 608 yards - NC State, 202 yards. Good God! I knew I shouldn't have questioned Tommy last week, but the Lincoln Financial Sports curse can just be too much to handle sometimes!
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Guest Gamecock: My Thought's On Lee Corso
Lee Corso Is A Penis
I believe there are very few things that USC and Clemson fans can agree on. Clemson fans think USC fans are the biggest rednecks in college football, while Gamecocks fans think the same thing about the Tigers fans. Just to clear things up, both groups are rednecks. Both schools have devoted fan bases that 90% have absolutely no affiliation with the universities. But one thing both groups can agree on is that Lee Corso is a penis.It doesn’t bother me that Mr. Corso said South Carolina would not win an SEC. Who cares that he said we could not beat Florida, Tennessee or Clemson? That is his job. He is supposed to be entertaining. What makes better television than trashing a school while you are on their campus? You may be wondering, why then is Corso a penis?
Before South Carolina’s first home game of the year, a video was show that responded to Corso’s comments. If I was Corso I would revel in the attention. However, he seemed to be genuinely angry when shown the video during the GameDay telecast. Now Chris Fowler is coming to Corso’s defense. Fowler, the lead announcer on “GameDay,” backed his broadcast partner. “I’m a little puzzled (about) the approach (of) marketing the team by attacking Lee,” Fowler said. “I don’t speak for him at all. But I think (Corso’s) reaction to the campaign was pretty evident if you saw the show.” “I don’t speak for what that would mean for the likelihood of ‘GameDay’ coming there. But I can tell you it doesn’t increase the chances,” Fowler said. “If South Carolina continues to win games, it will always be on the radar for game shows. But it would be a consideration, to go somewhere the show has been targeted.”It is time for everyone to relax. Take it for what it is worth, good television. There is no reason to be upset. Corso, keep making your ridiculous picks and making enemies. I like it. I love watching you on GameDay and I think you do a great job. Just stop crying when a school responds. If you can dish it out you should be able to take it. ---- Big T
Monday, September 17, 2007
Tommy Bowden Is God Official Statement: It Must Suck To Have The Same Name As A Pornstar
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Blake Mitchell (born December 29, 1962) is an American porn star and big-bust performer. She began doing adult films in 1993. In early 1995, she began doing boxing and cat-fighting fetish videos with other women while still living in Chicago. Blake enhanced her bust in late 1994, increasing from 34C to her present 36DD. She is currently reported as living in Arizona. It is also reported that she still occasionally appears in hardcore adult-film and sometimes works as an escort. Blake has appeared on TV talkshows The Jerry Springer Show and Maury to talk about her fetish videos. Trivia - Her mother doesn't know that she is a porn star.
Triva for you: Do you think South Carolina starting quarterback Blake Mitchell knows there is a female porn star with his same name?
The "Lincoln Financial Sports" Curse - Clemson vs. N.C. State Prediction
My Crystal Ball has been 100% correct so far. Clemson is 3-0 heading to the Textile Bowl against N.C. State this weekend and Tommy Bowden is a big reason for this. A lot of Clemson fans aren't worried about this game but instead are already looking ahead towards Sept. 29 @ Georgia Tech. Damnit, if I see one Clemson fan on TigerNet this week talking about our game against Georgia Tech and not NC State I swear I might break something. This is not going to be an easy game and in my opinion having the "Lincoln Financial Sports' curse broadcasting the game, it's going to be all we can do to come out with a "W." Just knowing that we have to play at noon with Mike Hogwood, Doc Walker, and Steve Martin announcing our game this week makes me want to puke! I have nothing against the network in general, and I have nothing against the announcers ...... until Clemson plays a game on one of their broadcasts. I swear these announcers have a curse on Clemson whenever we play an ACC road game. Seriously, if the spread opens up today at 8 points or higher for Clemson, bet the house on N.C. State to cover. The only thing we have going for us this weekend is Tommy Bowden being our head coach (and having punter Jimmy Maners and kicker Mark Buchholz is a plus too).
I know most of you read my website because of the sillyness and gangsta like attitude, but today's post really needed to be written in a serious tone. We have now learned that maybe N.C. State isn't all that bad. They lost by two points to Central Florida in Week 1, we now learn that wasn't a bad loss at all considering Central Florida had Texas all but beat this past week. N.C. State also lost to BC in Week 2 - we now know BC is the real deal after dominating Georgia Tech in Atlanta on Saturday. This is Cullen Harper's first game on the road as a starter, I honestly think it would be best for me not to watch this game on Saturday. Oh yea, did I mention this is a must win game ACC game for State considering they're already 0-2 in the conference?
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Tommy Bowden Is God Official Statement: "Thankgod Tommy Bowden Allows Quality Walk-Ons"
Is Mark Schlabach On Crack?
Monday, September 10, 2007
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Tommy Bowden Is God: Coaches And Players Of The FSU Game - Week 1
Entire Clemson Defensive Line - RB James Davis
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
September 29, Gameday Rematch Perhaps?
If Clemson destroys N.C. State on the 22nd (which they should), Clemson will be sitting 4-0 heading down to one of the seven wonders of the world ...... Big Daddy Bobby Dodd Stadium. If Georgia Tech doesn't screw up against a very pisspoor Virgnia team on the 22nd, and if they take care of business against Boston College, which that game will be played at Big Daddy Bobby Dodd Stadium, they will be sitting at 4-0 also. And for all of you who have a psychological hang up with Georgia Tech hosting GameDay simply due to the size of their stadium, get over it. If Georgia Tech and Clemson are both 4-0 heading to this game, there's only one reason why GamDay won't be there (Auburn @ Florida). There could be another reason why this game wouldn't be selected as well - this would be a rematch from last year's "GameDay" when Clemson thrashed Georgia Tech 31-7
Auburn will undoubtedly be undefeated heading to this date. Florida will probably be undefeated also as long as they get past Tennessee on the 15th, which for your info - that game will be played in the Swamp. So my question today is this:
Monday, September 3, 2007
Friday, August 31, 2007
I Found This Story On Another BlogSite Today ...
Today, We Would Like To Thank Tommy Bowden For Doing A Great Job In Recruiting
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Tommy Bowden Is God Crystal Ball
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Sep. 3 - Florida State - W - Yall already know how I feel about this game. Willy Korn gets to make his deput and Rob Spence's offensive playbook will undoubtedly f*** up that FSU defense.
Sep. 8 - Louisiana-Monroe - W - Tommy Bowden and Rob Spence probably won't even show up to this game.
Sep. 15 - Furman - W
Sep. 22 - @ NC State - W - There's a really strong chance that this game will be over with after the first quarter. Our gut is telling us one word, "blowout."
Sep. 29 - @ GT - W - Clemson struggles early in this game but Bowden gives a halftime speech from hell that will make anybody cry and Clemson comes back in the 2nd half to win by a couple of TD's.
Oct. 6 - Virginia Tech - W - This game actually turns out into a blowout as well. VT doesn't perform any lucky "punt blocks" and Tommy Bowden and Rob Spence end up executing their marvelous gameplan to perfection.
Oct. 20 - Central Michigan - W - Tommy Bowden Is God
Oct. 27 - @ Maryland - W - Clemson struggles early on, and Bowden actually coaches a bad game, but the Tigers still pull it out 35-10.
Nov. 3 - @ Duke - W - I agree with Danny Ford Is God on this one, Duke won't go 0-fer this year, but they won't win this one.
Nov. 10 - Wake Forest - W - Wake Forest competes and is able to stay close to Clemson for the 1st half only. Bowden and Spence end up unloading in the 2nd half and Tribble Reese actually see's playing time.
Nov. 17 - Boston College - W - BC quarterback Matt Ryan gets knocked out in the 2nd play of the game and BC never recovers after that. 33-21 Clemson.
Nov. 24 - @ South Carolina - W - Tommy Bowden Is God
Once we make it to the ACC championship and find out who we are playing after Nov. 24, then we will make a prediction on that game and where we think we will eventually be bowling at.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Our Sources Say .....
Clemson - Freshman QB, Willy Korn
We didnt, but a source of ours checked out about 30 minutes of the Clemson practice over the weekend and needless to say .... saw some interesting events take place. It started off with QB Cullen Harper leading the charge down the field with the first team offense against the 2nd team defense. Didn't look bad but we got locked down around the 20 and had to settle for a field goal. Actually, had to settle for a miss field goal. My source tells me that the teammates off the field started chanting Willy, Willy, Willy, Willy. Sure enough, Bowden had Willy Korn come in and run a drive with the first team offense against the first team defense. He said the kid looked like a stud! Around a 10 play drive, finished it off with a 15 yard touchdown pass to a receiver on a crossing route. He said Korn without a doubt looked like the better QB between the two.I'm not one to base my decision on 30 minutes worth of practice, but it has become obvious on here which way I am leaning. We are still standing behind Bowden's decision to start Harper, but Clemson fans, don't be surprised if Willy Korn is starting come Georgia Tech weekend. Actually, it really won't surprise me if Korn ends up starting over Harper when Florida State comes into town. My gamecock friends are going to come on here and whine, scream, and tell me that Korn will piss in his pants against Florida State and etc ..... but I'm not really too worried about all of that. I'll say this, there's a higher chance that South Carolina QB Chris Smelley will piss in his pants when he faces the Ragin' Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette this weekend than Willy Korn will playing FSU.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Tommy Bowden Is God Official Statement On Emmanuel Cook: We Have No Official Statement And Thankgod Tommy Bowden Is Our Coach
Last Name: COOK JR - First Name: EMMANUEL - Middle Name: LEE
Sex: Male - Race: Black - Date of Birth: 01/20/1988
Hair: Brown - Eyes: Brown -Height: 6'9 - Weight: 210 lbs
College Football Team: University of South Carolina (Sophomore)
Question For Tommy Bowden Haters: Is It Tommy Bowden's Fault That His Parade All American Kicker Can't Get The Job Done?
------ Averaged 46 yards per punt as a senior at Riverside High School ... Parade All-American, the first Parade All-America kicker to come to Clemson since Chris Gardocki in 1988 ... #3 placekicker in the nation by Rivals.com ... first-team All-American by EA Sports ... #10 kicker in the nation by Scout.com ... Shrine Bowl team member... South Carolina High School Coaches Association Special Teams Player-of-the-Year ... first-team all-state by The State ... set the state record with a 64-yard field goal as a senior; his kick was featured as one of the plays-of-the-week on ESPN; also made a 47-yard field goal in that game.
After reading his high school achievements, one would think this guy would be as good as Sam Swank from Wake Forest. Not only will he not be our starting punter this year, he's not even going to be our starting kicker! How in the world this guy has let a walk-on soccer player beat him out for the starting job this year, and how in the world he has let a former high school quarterback beat him out for the punting job ..... I have no idea! So for all of you Tommy Bowden haters who love to blame EVERYTHING on him, I encourage you to stop and ask yourself this one question. "Maybe it's not always Tommy Bowden's fault, maybe it's the kid's fault?"
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Tommy Bowden Is God Official Statement: Thankgod Tommy Bowden Recruits Quality Kids
Three players will miss the Gamecocks' season opener for a violation of athletic department policy, University of South Carolina Head Coach Steve Spurrier announced today. The three players who will be suspended for the opening game are quarterback Blake Mitchell, tailback Bobby Wallace and cornerback Chris Hail. The Gamecocks open the season against the Ragin' Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette on Sept. 1 at 7 p.m. at Williams-Brice Stadium in Columbia.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Starting Bid For This Willy Korn Action Figure: $25
I wish I was just making this stuff up, but it's becoming more clear everyday now ..... Willy Korn will be the starting quarterback for Clemson at somepoint this year. We just heard the semi-disturbing news, which Bowden confirmed yesterday, that Cullen Harper will be the starter against FSU. We're gonna get behind Bowden's decision and support Harper, but we will continue to talk Willy Korn up and we will continue to "believe the hype." My god, he's got an action figure going for sell on ebay already. If you don't believe me, here's the link - Willy Korn Action Figure. You don't see Cullen Harper having an action figure selling on ebay do you?
I don't know who the guy is selling this Willy Korn Action Figure, but my advice to him is this ...... keep it!!! After Clemson starts off the season 4-0 and heading down to Georgia Tech with Willy Korn leading the charge, the starting bid for this action figure could potentially be at $100. Tommy Bowden, even though I disagree with you on your decision to start Harper, I do understand that "I'm not the coach" and "I haven't been watching the guys in practice everyday." Therefore, I will accept your decision, respect it, and hope that you are correct. All I ask is that you respect my opinion in return ......... START WILLY KORN!!!