Friday, August 24, 2007

Tommy Bowden Is God Official Statement On Emmanuel Cook: We Have No Official Statement And Thankgod Tommy Bowden Is Our Coach

Offender Is Currently Detained
Current Charges: UNLAWFUL POSS PISTOL - OffenderID: 108964
Last Name: COOK JR - First Name: EMMANUEL - Middle Name: LEE
Sex: Male - Race: Black - Date of Birth: 01/20/1988
Hair: Brown - Eyes: Brown -Height: 6'9 - Weight: 210 lbs
College Football Team: University of South Carolina (Sophomore)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

So what... he was carrying around a pistol. Who doesn't?

Anonymous said...

the police report says he's 6'9, but uscsports.com says hes 5'10. No matter how big you are, either way .... he shouldn't have been carrying a pistol around like john wayne

Anonymous said...

I think I would carry a gun too if I had to live in columbia and be around all those thug usc players

Anonymous said...

joshua, just because you carry a gun in cootland doens't make it okay

Anonymous said...

We need them to protect ourselves against crazy people. And by crazy people I mean they type of nutjob that would let the word coot or cootland come out of their mouth.

Retard

Anonymous said...

Joshua, didn't you get held up at gun point walking to 5 points one night in columbia?

Anonymous said...

Yea, I wish I would have had my pistol then. Thats why I am ok with him having his

thadkew said...

God smiles down on the village of Clemson whenever Tommy wakes up for his morning run at 5 am.
Praise jeebus!

Willy Mac said...

Josh, you strike me as the person who would shoot someone over a $20 bet with your gun. That's why us Tiger fans get so nervous whenever we here there's a cock fan on the loose with a piece.

Anonymous said...

I shoot people over less than 20 =)

Anonymous said...

Hey Joshua! STFU! Let me handle this crap! If you'd get the dog grip off my thigh, I might be able to do my job.

Manny should have hid the gun in his nostril.