Monday, October 8, 2007

Don't Take Clemson Football Too Seriously, You'll Never Get Out Alive

Kinda Funny How Clemson Fans Forget So Easily

The TBIG mailbag has been receiving a lot of hateful and borderline threatening letters over the past couple of weeks that even make us fearful for our lives (and you know how gangsta we are). It's one thing to have someone say their gonna kick your ass, but when you have a dumbass redneck farmer wearing purple tell you he's gonna kick your ass, you def. don't take it too lightly. I will be the first to admit that I am questioning my faith in Tommy Bowden right now as well. As the way it looks, there won' be a Tommy Bowden fat-head made for next year, there won't ever be a Tommy Bowden Statue placed inside the WestEndzone, and the Tommy Bowden Wikipedia entry that will be updated at the end of the year won't be to my liking as well. We'll see how the season plays out though, we're not throwing anyone under the bus just yet.

As I sat in my seats - Section R, Row FF, Seats 6 and 8 - one of the Clemson fans (probably a Tigernet nutjob) behind me acted totally out of line the entire ballgame. For every normal word that came out of his mouth, he would have 4 cuss words behind it. Honestly, all I heard were sentences like: mother f-er b!tch stupid a$$. Oh yea, and 2 minutes into the ballgame, he tried to start a fight with a VT Fan! There was actually a peaceful moment there for about 5 minutes when the man behind me left his seat to go to the little boy's room. Luckily for Tiger Nation I didn't see any 4 or 5 star recruits sitting around us who could hear that clown (and yes, Tommy Bowden normally has a lot of 4 and 5 star recruits visiting Clemson on a weekly basis). We're not 100% sure if the season will get turned around and if the players will start executing or not but there is one thing we do know: We won't know a decision on Bowden till the end of the year, so Clemson fans better suck it up and get behind Bowden and our team and stop hurting our chances in recruiting. What if Clemson goes 8-4, and their 4 losses are VT, GT, USC, and BC? 3 out of those 4 teams are in the Top 15. Does Tommy keep his job?

What Regular Season Record At The End Does Tommy Need To Save His Job?

10-2

9-3

8-4

Too Late,Tommy Can't Save His Job



13 comments:

Greeg said...

All the rednecks that are Clemson fans usualy have no affiliation with the school. They didn't go there, hell they probably didn't finish high school. All you can do is smile and make fun of them behind there backs. They just don't know any better.

"It's like calling double dribble on a retarded kid... you gotta let some stuff slide"

Anonymous said...

No, you shouldn't let it slide, unless you want them to represent your fan base. Unless you call out those rednecks, they keep doing it, and raise thier kids to do it, and before you know it everyone thinks of those fans when they think of Clemson. Well, maybe it's too late.

Steve Spurrier is God said...

If you need any advice I am sure I can offer some.

JasonL said...

one cannot question the wisdom of Bowden. One must only accept it as the path that must be followed.

Anonymous said...

Bowden is a fucking joke. A fucking waste of space and air. Don't just fire him kill him... I mean crucify him.

Anonymous said...

My last trip to USC (Clemson vs USC 05), I had the pleasure of witnessing 3 USC fans beat the shit out of each other in the parking lot, right in the middle of all the tail-gaiters. Now THAT was entertainment. What a wonderful fan base right? Every fan base has those few ignorant dipshits. You just deal with it and thank the lord you aren't a USC fan.

As for Tommy Bowden, if doesn't finish on a strong note (9-3 beating USC like he has done so many times in the past), I think its definately time to hand the program over to someone else. He has had ample time to get his shit together.

We have one of the best, if not THE best, rushing duo in the nation and yet there is no production there. Our receivers right now, couldn't catch an STD from a USC cheerlea..sorry, i meant hooker, and the o-line is missing a lot of their blitz pick-ups. Time to put some pressure on TB...win or get the fuck out!

I love my Tigers more thank I love Bowden. However, Tommy is much more of a GOD than Coach Cock..SUCKER ever will be!

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone in Pickens took time away from cookin crank to use the computer

Steve Spurrier is God said...

"I love my Tigers more thank I love Bowden. However, Tommy is much more of a GOD than Coach Cock..SUCKER ever will be!"

You are exactly what he is talking about.

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU BITCH ASS

tommybowdenisgod said...

were you the guy who sat behind me at the Clemson game the other day? You sound just like him! Hope you're doing well.

Lawtonfunk said...

"Bowden is a fucking joke. A fucking waste of space and air. Don't just fire him kill him... I mean crucify him."

Wow, anonymous must be one hell of a hard-ass. Crucify him - he's a football coach. He's not Jesus. Meaning he's not perfect. He's done the best job as he could, and some of us want more. So, we unfortunately have to let him go, but kill him?!?!

Kill a guy for doing an above-average job? Oh, he may not be great, but he's not Tommy West either. (Not that TW deserves death either, he just did not deserve to be a Clemson Football coach.)

On the other hand, anonymous, if you're too much of a pussy to put your real name down, and stand by why you say, then your opinion will be summarily dismissed by most readers.

Steve Spurrier is God said...

If anyone can find a way to lose on an off day it's Tommy Bowden.

KingHueyDeweyLouie said...

the problem is that if only Clemson students and alumni can root for and be clemson fans then there would not be very many fans, you need your so called "rednecks" or the trough will be dry, your team is just a pathetic as notree dame.