Tuesday, November 27, 2007

It Was Bowden To Happen

The Tommy Bowden news was confirmed to us before the Clemson/USC game ever started from a highly recognized influential person in Clemson's Athletic Department that Tommy Bowden was in their good graces and that he would not be fired whether win or lose to South Carolina. This article - Link - came out yesterday announcing that Bowden will receive a contract extension in the following weeks. "Your website has really focused and brought out the great points and facts of the miraculous things that Bowden has accomplished here in this redneck town," stated CU Athletic Department BigWig.

What a great and logical decision this is! I can't tell you how happy we are for Clemson. Tommy Bowden could be coaching in any state he wants, but he (hopefully) will decide to accept this contract extension and put up with all the redneck farmers wearing purple overalls in Clemson a little longer. Let's just hope and pray that he doesn't decline this extension and accept a job at Georgia Tech and start kicking our Clemson ass every year!
I'm glad our website was able to highlight and influence the Clemson Athletic Department in their decision.

18 comments:

Lawtonfunk said...

I have to be honest. I dont' know if you guys actually like TB or not.

Is everything tong and cheek or do you actually like him?

tommybowdenisgod said...

We're big fans of Tommy Bowden. LEt's be honest, it's just about impossible for a coach to go undefeated in college football nowdays. Why be so unrealistic, ya know?

Anonymous said...

you clemson fans still wish you had spurrier don't ya, don't ya, don't ya!

West Virginia said...

Honestly, Clemson sucked this year. You've never even beat a team that was ranked for god's sake. Shit, the Big East is a tougher conference this year than the ACC.

Lawtonfunk said...

1. Wasn't Florida State ranked?

2. Steve "Under the Bus" Spurrier has to be the biggest j@ck0ff I've ever seen. He blames everything on his players. I am not saying SC is good, but screw that guy. He's called his team putrid. He said they have no heart or ability. What beats me is how SC fans just take it. SC fans, you may suck, but you don't have to swallow.

3. I can't get mad at you West Virginia. I'm hoping you win the whole thing. My wife's grandfather is a huge WV fan.

Anonymous said...

your website didn't have $hit to do with Bowden getting an extension, blow off

Willy Mac said...

Hey West Virginia, Major Harris keeps leaving us messages on our answering machine about getting his dignity back. Can we give it to you to give it back to him.. or should we just leave it in his mail box?

Anonymous said...

I hate purpl overalls! Orange is the way to go! Fire Bowden! We'd been under feeted wid Danny Ford

Anonymous said...

Ken Hatfield is the shiznit.

Anonymous said...

Ever google search Tommy Bowden? The stuff about Lauren is much more impressive!

Anonymous said...

Sorry guys. Looks like you need to become Arky fans.

Anonymous said...

I'll give TB one thig: he's smarter than Terry Don.

jamarco said...

Tommy Bowden, Clemson, and their cheerleaders suck... or so i have been told.

Willy Mac said...

Kinda lost interest in this subject, huh?

Willy Mac said...

Your site has officially shit the bed.

Anonymous said...

We all change our mind. No harm in not seeing the truth as early as the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

Ah so! Evly ting tong and cheek, eh? Well me am tong and me no like damn cheeks!

Anonymous said...

Hey, get off yer duff and update this thing..... or do you not think that TB is God anymore?